To lighten up these times of corporate lay-offs (yeah, they got to me in the end, just in time for Christmas), incorporate the pins and combs [thank you, Aristotle] from music boxes into revolving doors, so they generate music as they turn.

Could also use the sheet-fed barrel organ from a vintage merry-go-round.
-- DrCurry, Dec 22 2002

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Clever *and* charming. Sorry about your job.
-- snarfyguy, Dec 22 2002


I think it should play catchy little tunes like "Take this job and shove it" and "I don't wanna' work", etc... My condolences on your lay-off, Doc, I had a similar experience.
-- X2Entendre, Dec 23 2002


I have, [bliss]. Huge commiserations, [DrC], I've been there. What happened, did they find out you spend all your time here?
-- angel, Dec 23 2002


It could play "Pop goes the weasel!" climaxing with a random toilet in the executive washroom backing up explosively.
-- st3f, Dec 23 2002


/Begining to wonder if anyone here still has a job/

<very small piglet voice> I do, but I'm starting to feel very lonely<very small piglet...>

Commiserations you guys. Hope everything works out alright.
-- egbert, Dec 23 2002


Just the thought of you good folks being on the receiving end of the corporate broom has given me an immediate and unrelenting 2-ibuprofen headache.
I always hated that call into the office, and I empathize with you.
I do have a question though: If one's head is rolling at a considerable clip, and it should jam up the revolving door mechanism, is the head liable for damages?
-- thumbwax, Dec 23 2002



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