When greeting people, say, "Hello, (YOUR NAME), I'm pleased to meet you." They would reply, "Hi, (THEIR NAME), haven't seen you in a while." No need to remember their name anymore. Nice and Neat.
-- rcain, Nov 21 2002

How to introduce your elf http://www.totallyc...s.net/introduce.htm
[thumbwax, Oct 21 2004]

You should try this with your class for a few days; maybe you'd learn their names quicker.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 21 2002


People already do this all the time: "Hi, I'm Chris." "My name's Mike; pleased to meet you."
-- snarfyguy, Nov 21 2002


Thanks, RayfordSteele, you're the guy with class.
-- rcain, Nov 21 2002


As [snarfyguy] points out, people do this already and, in fact, I think it's common for them to drop the "Hi" or "my name is" part altogether.
-- bristolz, Nov 21 2002


He don't know me very well, do he?
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 21 2002


The names Bond, James Bond, HHHmm I kinda like that.
-- Micky Dread, Nov 21 2002


Hm, yeah, good idea, but highly Baked (do it myself all the time).
-- DrCurry, Nov 21 2002


"Hello Mr Neat"

"Hello Mr Nice"
-- skinflaps, Nov 22 2002


Two psychics reverse greeting:
"We haven't met. You're Mr. Nice, you're glad to know me."
"And you're Mr. Neat, pleased to meet me."
-- Amos Kito, Nov 22 2002


" Hello Mr and Mrs Tidy Garden

How are those children of yours what were their names again ?..oohh thats them, Neat and Nice "
-- skinflaps, Nov 22 2002


"Hello, *thumbwax*, I'm pleased to meet you."
-- thumbwax, Nov 22 2002


Sure would make those conversations with schizophrenics entertaining. I wonder if they'd ever let anyone else join in.
-- PeterSilly, Nov 22 2002


what if you can't remember your own name?
-- yamahito, Nov 22 2002



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