Remote controlled cars, while being fun, have a very limited range of possible designs. And remote controlled toys seem only to get as original as dinosaurs, which no doubt walk jerkily and probably fall over a lot. Which is why I think a new remote controlled toy should be created - a remote controlled messiah... Toy jesus will be along the lines of a pino robot, with as smooth motion as possible, and will have inflatable boat feet to walk on water. Jesus has a bread and fish gun and is also a handy wine dispenser. He can also be pre programmed to carry out any sacreligious task that comes to mind.
-- fridge duck, Feb 23 2005

Aqua Pope by [benfrost] Aqua_20Pope
Related idea (well, it is if you are Catholic, anyway) [krelnik, Feb 24 2005]

This made me laugh, Dridge, bun.
-- zeno, Feb 24 2005


//and will have inflatable boat feet to walk on water//

I want a pair for my own amusement!
-- Pericles, Feb 24 2005


How about a hovercraft chassis? Goes on land and water.
-- Knife Knut, Feb 24 2005


I'm assuming the charger pack would be a crucifix?
-- AfroAssault, Mar 08 2005


Perhaps the remote control would be shaped like a bible?
-- jaksplat, Mar 09 2005


Well with a three prong outlet the feet could be the ground, one hand could be positive and the other negative. Hmm...the Passion RC?
-- MrDaliLlama, Mar 09 2005


//You might like to alter your last sentence// Having just used the Google definition thingy I have been told that it can be sacrilegious to enter a church with your shoes on. If that is, then I have my suspicions that pretending to control the son of God might be the slightest bit sacrilegious
-- hidden truths, Apr 01 2005


I'm amazed he doesn't exist already. Perwsonally, I'll wait for the voice activated version.

"Jesus, get me a beer!"
-- moomintroll, Apr 01 2005


Joystick positions: kneeling.palms together fingers straight, fingers upwards , in front of nose, eyes closed. eyes closed with head bowed. head back arm outreached and upwards. doing a connect the dot pattern nose, belly, tit, other tit. and a spontaneous spasm of gibberish..
-- Sir_Misspeller, Dec 30 2008



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