Many restaurants CLAIM to be kid-friendly, but really arent. Wouldn't it be fun to go to a restaurant and just order a plate of whipped cream ? (cherries on the side, please). Chicken nuggets shaped like guns and dolls and matchbox cars ? If you don't play with your food, then you HAVE to finish it.

Appetizers that look like Salad, but taste like Bubble Gum..

Melted ice-cream soup before the main meal..

Outfitted with Booths (no real tables) that can be hosed down after (or if you prefer -- DURING !) the meal.. Utensils optional, TV's everywhere.

Every 15 minutes there's a waiter who is GUARANTEED to trip and drop a whole plate of food in some safe corner of the restaurant, so the whole place can cheer.

Food fight Fridays.

Lots of different sauces in little (ketchup-like) packets. Heck... on Sundays your entire MEAL can be in little packets of morsel heaven. Packets of Pizza, packets of fries...Packets of Soda..

As you're leaving, you have to walk through the exit lobby, which, incidentally, is RIDDLED with puddles just the right depth for stomping in and splashing...

Maybe we'll add an optional adult's menu...

Okay, so it's not healthy, and goes right in the face of making kids unhealthier.. but heck ! let loose once in a while !!
-- mahatma, May 02 2003

this is pretty close http://www.chuckecheese.com/cec2002/home/
everything but the endorsed food fights. [ato_de, Oct 05 2004]

Maybe you can put one in the family class section of an aeroplane.
-- k_sra, May 02 2003


The waiter does it for me.
-- bungston, May 02 2003


Suggested category - Food: Restaurant
-- friendlyfire, May 02 2003


The walls of the restaurant could be lined with paper. While waiting for their meals kids could draw all over the walls with crayons!
-- funkychunky, May 02 2003


I don't know, mahatma ... does everything served at the Real Kids Restaurant contain REAL children? I mean whole kids, not just fake children or reconstituted children.

Call me a purist, but there's just nothing like that fake-kid taste to put me off food altogether ...
-- 1percent, May 02 2003


Maybe we can take [Worldgineer] there for his birthday.
-- snarfyguy, May 02 2003


[1percent] I like your Style !
-- mahatma, May 02 2003


Aren't kids spoiled and bratty enough without this. I think its an excellent idea actually - BUT why the discrimination. It should be a kid-at-heart restaurant.
-- thecat, May 02 2003


Ay Caramba!
-- FarmerJohn, May 03 2003


I like it.
-- sartep, May 03 2003


Obligatory Modest Proposal
-- thumbwax, May 03 2003



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