A Shower stick-on bodily shaving accessory no Missing Link should be without. Simply use the accompanying Lather Loofah with a push-button handle to release prodigious amounts of foamy mintiness on your backside, however high or low that heredit-hairy backfluff is.

Once foamed to your burning blubber's content - scrape your trichologist's worst nightmare away with Razor Tiles. For fuller-figured hairy guys and gals - get multiple tiles and line 'em up like a Schtick Razor.

*Mashuga = Crazy (Yiddish)
-- thumbwax, Nov 03 2003

Shower Mashaver http://www.halfbake...a/Shower_20Mashaver
Inspiration Point - the Electric Counterpart [thumbwax, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

I'm confused. Is the a shower head attachment, or are you embedding razor blades into the wall of your shower?
-- st3f, Nov 03 2003


Holy shit...lawsuit nirvana!
-- phoenix, Nov 03 2003


Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
-- po, Nov 03 2003


I had the same image. Somehow I think a paw-paw tree (or whatever it was in the movie) is a rather safer alternative to a wall full of Bics.
-- DrCurry, Nov 03 2003


Stick-on Tiles are simply wallful. Life is about risk. Dancing in the shower was never so edgy.
-- thumbwax, Nov 03 2003


hot coals on the floor, to dance on, will freshen up those feet.
-- po, Nov 03 2003


And just how, do you propose, will you ever shave against the grain?
-- Overpanic, Nov 03 2003


Soapy bum fluff sliding down the walls of the shower - gross.

I've got a little compartment under the floor of my shower that's meant to collect hair, and I know it needs emptying but I'm too scared to look. I *have* to do it tonight. Maybe that's why these ideas seem ickier to me than they should. Dirty showers freak me out almost as much as someone else's carelessly disposed of toenail clippings. *Especially* if they've dropped one on the carpet and you stand on it and it's big and dirty and crusty. *Shudder*
-- Helium, Nov 03 2003


But they make such good toothpicks.
Just in case someone's made bets - Je coupe mes ongles d'orteil au-dessus de la toilette (siège vers le bas)
-- thumbwax, Nov 04 2003


...puis, je les pêche dehors pour employer comme toothpicks.
-- silverstormer, Nov 04 2003


Vous laissez-les marinent pendant une heure?
-- thumbwax, Nov 04 2003


Heh. So you hang nail for a while?
-- silverstormer, Nov 04 2003



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