Insert Newspaper and/or Magazine into slot/s.

Computer scans Newspaper/Magazine for whole-word (first dibs) matches, (shotgun) sequences and (third) random, individual letters to create document output to match text input from word processing program on computer.

Cutter/Paster *literally* cuts 'n' pastes letters or words on hardly-used (you *know* you were gonna throw it away) paper in what, to the untrained eye, appears to be a haphazard fashion, resulting in a document which makes use of throwaway materials and increases use of tasty paste.

Use on resumés at your own peril.
-- thumbwax, Apr 18 2003

tHINk UP Your OWn GoDdAmN IDeaS WAx

we KNOW whO YOu R & wERE U BE

po WHoops
-- po, Apr 18 2003


do you think that my autoboner (or 3) is the same as yours, thumb? - send the boys round.
-- po, Apr 18 2003


But if the machine does it all for you, how are you gonna get to eat any of that tasty paste?
-- Cedar Park, Apr 18 2003



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