Everyone likes hula hoops. Everyone likes railguns. Ergo: combine the two to create a self-propelled hula hoop.
By embedding magnetic accelerators within a circular tube of plastic which contains a ball bearing. Careful timing of the electromagnets will accelerate the ball bearing clockwise causing the hoop itself to spin counterclockwise. The motive power would have to come from thin battery-packs spread equidistantly around the hoop.
Now, with minimal hip rotation, you can hula-hoop for hours at hitherto unachievable speeds.-- AusCan531, Jun 10 2012 Excellent! It should also be possible, if the ball bearing is magnetized, to recharge the batteries by active hula hooping.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 10 2012 But, but, [Max] that would mean working harder than with a normal hula hoop. Perhaps a battery pack on the hip could recharge the hoop mounted batteries via induction.
[bigsleep], the saving grace about an uncontrollably weaponized version is that being in the center of the hoop would be the safest place to be.-- AusCan531, Jun 10 2012 You'd be a death-dealing one man commando squad - until you lost your bearings of course.-- AusCan531, Jun 10 2012 Nice. [+]-- doctorremulac3, Jun 11 2012 //By embedding magnetic accelerators within a circular tube of plastic which contains a ball bearing//This is a coil gun, not a rail gun, shirley?-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jun 11 2012 I keep reading this as "Religion Hula Hoop", and that would be cool, and probably start a real flamewar.-- blissmiss, Jun 11 2012 it's called a gauss gun, though I suppose coil gun also portrays the idea
a railgun uses the inductive force created by the sudden change in electric field (created by simply turning the circuit on) to accelerate the projectile, which is part of the circuit-- EdwinBakery, Jun 11 2012 random, halfbakery