Other: Religion: Ritual
Rabbit Sausage Slice Host   (0)  [vote for, against]
And on the third day they pulled out the barbecue

In honor of transubstantiation, wouldn't it be easier to convince people if we used sausage slices for the communion host? Just sayin. And then make it rabbit sausage for the two play. What do rabbits have to do with resurrection? Is it just because they are effing all the time and have lots of babies, and having lots of babies is the kind of thing that might make you prefer to be crucified?
-- JesusHChrist, Mar 27 2016

//What do rabbits have to do with resurrection?//

I thought the point was the Jesus saw a burning rabbit and turned it into fish-loaves to feed the postles while they waited for him to resurrect?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 27 2016


Why do you think Jesus had long hair?
-- pocmloc, Mar 28 2016


I've waited long enough.

"I don't know, pocmloc. Why did Jesus have long hair?"
-- bungston, Oct 28 2016


While you're waiting, [bung], what do you call a Trump supporter with two brain cells?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 28 2016


I never said he had long hair. I only said you thought he did.
-- pocmloc, Oct 29 2016


Pregnant.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 29 2016


Autophagia is one of the few topics I wish came up less on the halfbakery.
-- Voice, Nov 02 2016



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