A few ways of making cunnilingus release oxytocin the cuddle hormone or different beneficial drugs

the peptide Oxytocin could be genetically engineered as a product of lactobacillus linked to an peptide that the mouth enzymes divide to activate the oxytocin There is a Youtube video about this

Mouth enzymes divide peptide at DV gly-gly-gly-gly-gly-gly-gly gly-DV-Oxytocin such that oral activity releases the drug Poly serine might also work as the body has serine proteases

As a recreational or relationship beneficial drug the oxytocin could be chemically linked to a starch then used as part of a flavored lubricant That way the amylase of the mouth would release the active oxytocin

Peptides like Bremelanotide or a hue neutral or paleness version cause lab mammals as well as humans to have three times higher sex drives Women that liked the idea of more erotic affection with deeper cuddle urges could combine these peptides at their vaginal lactobacillus
-- beanangel, Jul 30 2010

Pussy Juice Drugs Time to make Vaginal lactobacillus Make Oxytocin http://www.youtube....watch?v=M-1NBCTsvTQ
[beanangel, Jul 30 2010]

A fructose making gene to generate amylase degradable linkages to peptides http://www.ncbi.nlm...gov/pubmed/20645241
[beanangel, Jul 30 2010]

We haven't had one of these for a while.
-- DenholmRicshaw, Jul 30 2010


I just wish I understood the chemistry.
-- po, Jul 30 2010


//Women that liked the idea of more erotic affection with deeper cuddle urges could combine these peptides at their vaginal lactobacillus//

That's a weird sentence, even for [beany].
-- wagster, Jul 30 2010


So, cunnilingus, 2.0? +
-- zeno, Jul 31 2010


So could we make it in the form of a Popcicle? Sort of like, Boy meets Girl; Girl meets Popsicle; Girl cuddles Boy?
-- Grogster, Jul 31 2010


I seem compelled to give this a fish, for some reason
-- Dub, Jul 31 2010


I wonder if its consistency would be jam-like?
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 31 2010


There's really only two situations where I've found it's 100% OK to say pussy. The first is in informal masculine company, and the second is when the anatomy in question is unveiled and in very close proximity in which case the proper pronunciation is almost always puthy.
-- rcarty, Jul 31 2010


Happylong vaginalicious lactobacillusapalooza...

Really Beanie? I suppose I could see it but... you really should/need to lay off the youtube man.

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Wow.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 01 2010


"... and this is my girlfriend "Toad"."
-- FlyingToaster, Aug 01 2010


I think this would have been a home run if it was for a frothy shake made from a whole blended cat, laced with LSD using the same title.
-- vfrackis, Aug 02 2010


[marked-for-deletion] genetic magic.
-- ldischler, Aug 02 2010


So, no chance for the Popcicle, then?
-- Grogster, Aug 03 2010


Wow, is all she could say...
-- blissmiss, Aug 03 2010


cuddlingus?
-- xandram, Aug 03 2010


[marked-for-deletion] gross-out
-- BunsenHoneydew, Aug 04 2010


a beanie idea, says it all.
-- neelandan, Aug 04 2010


//There's really only two situations where I've found it's 100% OK to say pussy//
Don't forget "...and when discussing the finer points of Mollie Sugden's delivery" [-]
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Aug 05 2010


I contest the gross-out M-F-D, there is nothing disgusting about this idea in any way.
-- Voice, Aug 05 2010


Yep. It is genetic magic. Sweet cuddly genetic magic that only happens when you lick the magician's vagina.
-- daseva, Aug 05 2010


The idea's OK, but I'm getting tired of seeing that title on the Recent 3 page.
-- mouseposture, Aug 06 2010



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