Puppy hats will be brown knitted caps with one protrusion that can be worn either backwards to symbolize a tail like a coonskin cap, or forward to symbolize a penis, the way the two protrusions on the pussy hat represent ears or fallopian tubes.
-- JesusHChrist, Jan 21 2017

Have you ever considered using your powers for good, instead of ewww.
-- FlyingToaster, Jan 21 2017


Ha.
-- blissmiss, Jan 21 2017



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