How many of us feel a false sense of security adding layers and jackets to our top half, while our bottom half goes naked? Ask yourself, are the nipples more important than the genitals?

The idea here is a jacket which conforms to the form and fit of the top of your trousers, probably even attaching to the belt loops or pockets. When the temperature drops, you can zip the genital warmer up in the front. Padded versions for extra protection in the event of winter incoming.
-- 4and20, Jan 09 2019

So... snowpants...
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 09 2019


<Contemplates mental image of [4and20] wearing this garment. And nothing else/>

<Screaming and retching/>
-- 8th of 7, Jan 09 2019


Congratulations, you have re-invented the girding of one's loins.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 09 2019



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