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Psychotic Hotline   (+2, -1)  [vote for, against]
Call our toll-free number and get a reading today!

Our genuine, board-certified psychotics will tell you amazing details about your life - they know where you work, they know your children's names, they know what make car you drive, they know the color of your boyfriend's hair.

They know where you live.

$3.99 per minute after the first two minutes. Adults over 18 only, please.
-- DrCurry, Jan 14 2003

Can they transferr you to their colleagues at Paranoids Anonymous at the end of the session ?
-- 8th of 7, Jan 14 2003


baked - its called an ex-husband (or wife)
-- po, Jan 14 2003


My god, these are my parents!
-- pluterday, Jan 14 2003


//genuine, board-certified psychotics//

Oh, good - I wouldn't want unqualified psychotics picking at the cold pasta meal of my life with the plastic spork of their dangerous mental wrongness...
-- friendlyfire, Jan 14 2003


Finally a hotline for the rest of us.
-- -lines-, Jan 14 2003



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