Antiperspirant sticks clip onto the end of two prongs, which meet together at a handle. Adjust the width of the fork so that both sticks simultaneously meet your underarms.
-- spiraliii, Mar 08 2007

This is the kind of thing that WOULD have been in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure if they'd thought about it. [+]
-- shapu, Mar 08 2007


I can't think of a situation where the awkwardness of trying to use such a device would be better than the extra time it takes to swipe both pits, but I'll bun this for the sheer wackiness value.
-- Freefall, Mar 08 2007


Once could have a stick of Butchwax in the middle.
-- bungston, Mar 08 2007


I never wanted to butchwax my manly bits, but a nice no-lye relaxer might allow a wider range of styles...

Not a pronged applicator, just two applicators, one on either side of the bathroom door. Step through on your way out of the shower, and you're done.
-- elhigh, Mar 14 2007



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