A campaigning politico can truthfully promise that he will increase his electorates' lifespan by X percent every year if elected. Then, once elected, build progressively longer bridges across the river.-- AusCan531, May 14 2013 Many lives spanning bridge https://en.wikipedi...t_of_Messina_BridgeSicily [4and20, May 14 2013] This works in Sicily, which has very long-lived people and the longest unbuilt bridge.-- 4and20, May 14 2013 What a wonderful new lie you've discovered!
// will increase his electorates' lifespan //
sp.: constituents' lifespans-- Alterother, May 14 2013 random, halfbakery