Rather than use lethal or typical non-lethal force against alleged suspect, use a projectile vomiter. Capable of regurgitating man-made (read: artificial) vomit-like substance a great distance with pinpoint accuracy. Standard warnings before using this device include: Throw up your hands! Get those hands up Chuck! If alleged suspect does not comply: *Erk*-- thumbwax, Aug 21 2002 Projectile Creamed Corn http://www.noshame....ipts/cain980911.htmAn ode. [polartomato, Aug 22 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] wish this had been Projectile Vomit Man (superhero)-- po, Aug 21 2002 no, cats heave up furballs - ew-- po, Aug 21 2002 Ah - a custard gun!-- DrCurry, Aug 21 2002 In "Minority Report" the police carried "sick sticks".-- waugsqueke, Aug 22 2002 Keg beer usually does the trick quite well.-- Mr Burns, Aug 22 2002 Note we are talking about artificial. I think you just have to capture the g**-awful smell of the real thing, and spray that.
But this still cuts very close to mace, pepper gas and the like. Distance delivery mechanisms exist for all sorts of non-lethal forces.-- DrCurry, Aug 22 2002 Mephista - it's not a cat puking, it's a weapon.-- thumbwax, Aug 22 2002 I don't get what those links have to do with this idea, other than they share a mention of the concept of vomiting.
You're right, though. Puking cats are not funny, especially when you're the one who has to clean it up.-- waugsqueke, Aug 22 2002 Projectile Keg Beer vomit could also be considered a weapon, but aiming and timing get very difficult..-- Mr Burns, Aug 22 2002 Squirt gun with creamed corn.-- polartomato, Aug 22 2002 Creamed corn.-- angel, Aug 22 2002 See link. This whole 'fake vomit' thing is nothing new... neither is projectile creamed corn, methinks...-- polartomato, Aug 22 2002 Baked. "Ghostbusters". Quote - "He slimed me !"-- 8th of 7, Aug 22 2002 Darn, it's already here. I wanted to call it a "Chunderbuss".-- DonBirnam, Feb 27 2004 random, halfbakery