My dentist always has at least one critism of my brushing technique every time I see him; there's always somewhere at the back that I'm neglecting.

In the same way as you might get a haircut at a barbershop, I suggest we set up toothbrushing shops where master toothbrushers (trained by dentists) will brush your teeth perfectly and professionally with heavy-duty electic toothbrushes for a small fee (each person has a set time each day for their appointment to ensure no waiting).

Teeth would also be flossed and the session would end with a spray of minty breath freshener.
-- berno, Dec 22 2005

Brilliant!
"Something special for the weekend, sir?"
-- moomintroll, Dec 22 2005


and when you go bald, do all your teeth fall out in sympathetic harmony ?
-- xenzag, Dec 22 2005



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