My friend Al had a dream where he was given a loaf of wonder bread, and between every set of slices there was a prize! Prizes were like the things you'd find in a crackjack box [ed. note: i last ate crackerjacks in the 70s, back when they still had neat toys] and a little larger, like say a small thin water pistol.

I really liked that idea and thought it would be a cool product! "Prize Bread! A prize between every slice!"
-- cameron, Nov 10 2001

Is it ready-sliced? Might be more interesting if not. Maybe they could put trading cards inside.
-- pottedstu, Nov 11 2001


...and another good way to choke the relatives is....
-- po, Nov 11 2001


I saw a movie where someone put a cutout of a handgun in the lining of someone else's luggage. I think it was to keep them from boarding a flight or some such . . . .
-- bristolz, Nov 11 2001


If I put a cutout of Osama bin Laden into someone else's garment bag, would the result be:

a) a cancelled flight?

b) a speedy visit from the FBI?

c) a televised interview with Matt Lauer?

d) a free round of drinks from the flight crew?

If it's b, c, or d, I'm going to work with the cardboard and scissors ...
-- 1percent, Nov 12 2001


[bristolz] Was that _The Spanish Prisoner_?
-- mwburden, Nov 12 2001


Alas, [mwburden], I cannot recall. I just remember that one scene and thinking how nasty it was. This was probably at least a decade ago.
-- bristolz, Nov 12 2001


You have definitely won one of the following:

1. $1,000,000
2. A Stealth SUV
3. Four days, three nights in Las Vegas
4. 25¢ off your next loaf of Prize Bread

Scratch off this coupon to learn your prize.
-- reensure, Nov 13 2001


It wouldn't go over well now, but a slightly nasty prank I once read about to play on someone is to buy one of the larger battery operated adult toys <'Lifelike Mr. Ed!'> and wrap it in tinfoil, then bury it in someone's bag. The foil will make it show on the X-ray, and embarassment will ensue.
-- StarChaser, Nov 16 2001


Who did you do this to, [SC]? One of your lusers?
-- bristolz, Dec 14 2001


<grin> No, I wouldn't waste the money on them. For THEM, you could cut a gun-shape out of heavy foil and sew it into the lining of the case. Shows up on X-ray, and this is exactly what Bristolz posted on Nov 11...
-- StarChaser, Dec 15 2001



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