I was waiting at a bus stop, watching a long line of cars skirt one small pothole in the road. Luckily, it also meant that they'd been avoiding a line of standing water that lay next to the bus stop.
The idea is to have a flat plastic mat, painted in the 3D style, to look like a pothole. Throw it out in the road, next to puddles, possibly with a string attached for pulling it back.-- 4and20, Mar 11 2017 Pics of potholes https://www.google....gB&biw=1010&bih=643Image search for potholes. [popbottle, Mar 12 2017] Already in the catalog of the ACME corporation, along with fake stick-on tunnel portals, giant catapults, and spring-soled running boots.
However, it appears that the Roadrunner is still at large ...-- 8th of 7, Mar 11 2017 I was tired...and read that as portable fake porthole, a boon to sailors and passengers alike?-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 11 2017 City might counter with a mat that looks like good road to cover their holes.
--- A graphic showing car or bike or person in a pothole might keep most from driving through.-- popbottle, Mar 12 2017 When do we get to learn about the umbrella part?-- xenzag, Mar 12 2017 //the umbrella part
You're right, a 100% lack of umbrella-ness..-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 13 2017 This is much better than the potable fake porthole.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 14 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 "I've got a hole in me pocket." - Ringo, YELLOW SUBMARINE-- smendler, Mar 19 2017 random, halfbakery