If you've ever had an uncontrollable urge to perform a strip tease on a beach, or in Wall-Mart, or what have you, then you have undoubtedly noticed the dearth of convenient poles upon which to most erotically ply your craft.

To address this obvious oversight on the part of city planners Fry-Co introduces the Porta-Pole.

A hollow base houses a small but powerful electric motor, capable of sustaining 1500 rpm, holds an extendable pole atop which a hollow baffled flywheel awaits being taken for a spin.
Both the base and flywheel are filled with water before use and are completely portable.

Now, not only can you let it all hang out anywhere you'd like, you can add several new precessional tricks to your repertoire, and as an added bonus, the sudden release of water at the end of your show is guaranteed to douse the heat of even the most amorous audience members.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 14 2013

[+] why Yes! A moveable Tease!
-- xandram, Oct 16 2013


Turn "no weighting for your gyro" into "no waiting for your GIRO"...
-- 4whom, Oct 16 2013


I got yer porta-pole right here! Or I will, once I commence acting on this uncontrollable urge.
-- bungston, Oct 16 2013



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