In the same way that a 3d cone asymtotizes many 2d vectors, this 5 dimensional Porn Cone would channel together many 4 dimensional life paths of the randomly conscripted porn participants. It could start with a planetoid made out of a spherical array of 4d (regular real world) cones, vibrating so that conscripts placed on the planetoids would be encouraged by the motion to be shaken into random porn configurations, based on the theory that bodies were built to fit together and given enough shaking, will.

Based on research gathered by documenting the behavior of generations of porn conscripts on this vibrating planetoid, a system of signs, symbols, language and eventually a noosphere could be arranged for use on uncontrolled planetoids, that would yet encourage the ambulatory beings of these worlds to engage in optimized procreative and pleasurable behavior.
-- JesusHChrist, Nov 04 2012

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[JesusHChrist, Nov 04 2012]

Yes, that's all well and good, but what about the other side?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 04 2012


"encourage the ambulatory beings of these worlds to engage in optimized procreative and pleasurable behavior"

Oh, so in fewer words, Dimitri Sokolov from [Spacetrawler].
-- normzone, Nov 04 2012



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