There's a couple of smartphone apps that calculate your blood alcohol level based on your age, weight and gender when you put in what you're drinking.

I suspect a simlar, yet fundamentally different, application could be made to take your food into consideration to warn you before a meal approximately when you can expect it to pass, how long you can expect to spend passing it, how rough a passing it will be, and what parasites you can expect certain undercooked foods to leave behind.

Useful for trying new foods or eating at new restaurants.
-- 21 Quest, Feb 02 2010

This idea floats about right for me. [+]
-- Aristotle, Feb 03 2010


Damn, those were some awfully quick fishbones. I saw two buns, refreshed the screen and there were two bones!
-- 21 Quest, Feb 03 2010


Bun. When and how will it pass?

Has anyone noticed the propensity for fecal ideas, lately on the HB?

I'd post an idea about adding a "Poop" category, but I've seen enough fish this month.
-- MikeD, Feb 03 2010


oh poo!
-- xandram, Feb 03 2010



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