Time for a rewrite. These are like the windscreen washer jets but they line up on either side of your car rooftop. The jets deliver a spray of water as you drive, and the wind blows the water and the muck off the top and probably onto the car behind you. But what of it, I have a clean car roof now.
-- dentworth, Dec 21 2015

I'm sure this is about bird droppings.
-- Vernon, Dec 21 2015


In Australia if a bird drops one on your car you dump her and try to date someone else.
-- AusCan531, Dec 21 2015


Wow, you've got pretty high standards for an Okker ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 22 2015


[ bigsleep] my current vehicle is sleek and lovely. I'm just glad it's not a convertible. This design would not work on a ragtop.
-- dentworth, Dec 23 2015


Needs a better name. Sounds like Chinese food. I'm thinking, will get back to this later. (Shit-Shots?)
-- blissmiss, Dec 23 2015


I thought about using "A Poogone Conclusion"
-- dentworth, Dec 23 2015


//do you drive an old car that could be confused with a toilet ?//

I once rode a bus with a urinal that consisted of a hole open to the road below.
-- Voice, Dec 24 2015


Yes, the Belgians have never really grasped the concept of sanitation ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 24 2015



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