Polar sited office, mounted on a spindle. Rotational force provided by harnessed polar bears, or flock of penguins. To get home quicker, simply use trail of fish to move to a much later timezone.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 04 2016

https://www.bas.ac....es/facility/halley/ Like this? [pocmloc, Jan 05 2016]

yahbut the days are 4,500 hrs long.
-- FlyingToaster, Jan 04 2016


Here we are at the polar post office. Time almost flows backwards on sunny days.
-- popbottle, Jan 05 2016


The problem is getting the penguins to walk in step, otherwise the office judders and coffee gets spilt. Neil Desperandum and all that.

Not to mention the attrition rate of union reps for the polar bears.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 05 2016



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