A pogo stick replete with a dildo attached to a rod. The rod has it's own shock absorbers to reduce the chance of injury and allow for different heights.-- notmarkflynn, Feb 10 2008 Alternate title: Pogo's "Dick".-- lostdog, Feb 10 2008 Space Hopper - ribbed for your pleasure. Share with a friend or enjoy double the fun by your elf.-- marklar, Feb 10 2008 This is pretty sick, but I've seen a design for a push bike with a dildo attached, which moves up and down with the motion of the wheel. There's some dirty people out there man...-- theleopard, Feb 13 2008 <nemesis>You have returned, notmarkflynn! You shall, of course, not succeed, especially if this puerile idea is any indicator.</nemesis>-- dbmag9, Feb 14 2008 random, halfbakery