Inspired by pocmloc's "fanny pack shaped like a fanny"-- doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024 Don't click on this link. https://www.dreamst...-don-image238210677Okay, I warned you. [doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024] Don't click on this one either. https://www.google....9wE&sclient=gws-wizReally, don't. [doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024] Okay, against my better instincts I checked and there is a fanny back that shows the whole ass, but it's gross and doesn't make sense because it's not in the area of the ass, it's just at the top. The only thing that would work is a fanny pack that has that top area illustrating a plumber's crack located where a plumber's crack should be.
Ironically, this would cover an actual plumber's crack so it might be useful as more than an artistic visual statement.-- doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024 Will stipulate that the peace treaty does not preclude auto-bones, which are totally acceptable.-- doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024 [doc] in sensible parts of the world, one's fanny (should one be a member of the half of the population privileged to possess one) is on the opposite side of one's person to one's arse.-- pocmloc, Apr 08 2024 Well I'll be darned, learn something new every day.
"In the UK, pants are underwear. You wear trousers over your pants. Only girls have a fanny. If you are a girl, your fanny refers to what some Brits also call your “front bum.” (Side note: If you want to make a Brit giggle, tell him about your fanny pack.)"
Okay, no. I'm not going to suggest a Brit version of a "fanny" pack. I've delved into the nether regions of bad taste enough here.-- doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024 random, halfbakery