A platinum pfefferminz candy dispenser for that jetset life of yours.-- spiraliii, Mar 06 2007 pump it here: http://most-expensive.net/ [nuclear hobo, Mar 06 2007] I don't like Pezzes. And wooden (or bamboo) dispensers would be a far more sustainable material for fashioning personal sweet dispensers for use in a playground environment.-- zen_tom, Mar 06 2007 Not an invention, actually. But if it dispensed candy at a lethal velocity, you'd get my vote.-- ldischler, Mar 06 2007 powder load and primer behind every sugary projectile share one with osama-- the dog's breakfast, Mar 06 2007 Sugary projectile ? That's got my vote !-- batou, Mar 06 2007 [+] The perfect gift for the one who has *everything*, especially if diamond encrusted.-- nuclear hobo, Mar 06 2007 random, halfbakery