Finally, a use for all those empty pistachio nut hulls...
Fashion decoration! Pistachio hull earings! Plain, or covered in glitter! Pistachio pants, lime-green capris studded with hulls in a decorative pattern! Pistachio Nut Pasties... eco-clothing (Or whatever one would classify those little things that go on tatas as..) for strippers!
Ninja fashion caltrops!??-- smurfzilla, Jun 29 2004 I almost fishboned you for saying "clothing for strippers." You're pushing a fine line there, boy.
Bread!-- shapu, Jun 29 2004 Whatever else would you classify pasties and a g-string as? Isn't anything made of fabric and worn on the body classified broadly as "clothing"? :)-- smurfzilla, Jun 29 2004 Pistachio nut hulls are used as art here in Cleveland. Sorry couldn't find a link. They're ugly as sin, and I imagine uncomfortable for sitting.-- k_sra, Jun 29 2004 Oh, I freely acknowledge that strippers wear clothing.
They just oughtn't.-- shapu, Jun 29 2004 Oh, yes well...
You've got me there...
Strippers shouldn't wear clothing. :)
Scratch the Pistachio Pasties then... or rig them to convieniently suffer a costume malfunction at opportune times, like during the Grammies.. or something. :)-- smurfzilla, Jun 29 2004 strippers have to wear clothes.. in order to strip... otherwise they're just naked dancers.-- etherman, Jun 30 2004 What do you mean 'finally a use'?! Surely throughout all this time you've been taking your shells, combining them in a Bitsa way with some blu-tac, cocktail sticks and tissue paper and then re-creating the battles of the Spanish Armada (or similar engagement) in the bath/sink/par pond/dog's bowl/swimming pool?
I mean... wear them?! Those're my galleons that woman's dancing in!-- Sattamassagana, Aug 02 2004 random, halfbakery