Piped food directly to your mouth from a tube situated anywhere in the apartment or house. Pipes provide fairly tastless nutrients so you can spend more time on the net and not have to bother about food. Everything is mashed and piped from the central mashing plant owned by the secretive and reclusive government. Excellent for dope heads. No need for a kitchen. Never need to wash up again. Mostly pizza flavour.
-- leggless, Aug 22 2000

Related idea for an overlapping demographic. http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Goo
There's clearly a market for this sort of stuff. [Monkfish, Aug 22 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

In the absence of any refrigerant or something keeping food at least 160 degrees, I believe you would die a slow painful death or catch legglessella. Congratulations, you just had a disease named after you.
-- thumbwax, Sep 28 2000


Did you ever have Tasty Wheat?
-- centauri, Sep 28 2000


I think a glucose IV drip and a vitimin pill would work just as well. Further, I think most people would prefer the "hard work" of eating junk food from a bag.
-- Vance, Feb 05 2001



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