A sticker for the back of a plane.

"How am I flying? Call 0800 099 0909 and quote flight number and date"
-- jonthegeologist, Aug 28 2003

think you'd want to quote the plane's call sign (written on the side of it) rather than try to work out the flight number, which is a bit of effort.
-- neilp, Aug 28 2003


- If you can read this -
- PULL UP !-

- My Leer jet is in the shop -

- Honk if you love Geeses -
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 30 2003


Geeses?
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 30 2003


gooses - farmer john
-- po, Aug 30 2003


giggles..
-- po, Aug 30 2003


great gobs of mooses, deers and mices
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 30 2003


hamsters
-- po, Aug 30 2003


Leer jet == A lascivious aircraft.
-- bristolz, Aug 30 2003


- If you can read this -
- PULL UP MY ZIPPER!- == Printed on old geezer's underpants.
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 30 2003


Geese + airplanes don't mix...

There aren't many flat surfaces on the back of a plane.

Easiest way to report is "Center, this is united flight 423, traffic at eleven o'clock appears to be flying erratically", the flight controllers should be able to tell who "traffic at eleven o'clock" is.
-- Freefall, Aug 30 2003



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