Mounted beneath the bar at approximately knee height is a series of pink latex rubber pigs arses complete with curly tails. When given a good swift kick a sensor in the posterior releases a loud lifelike sound of a pig squeeling in dismay.

Just as you tell the punchline of an hilarious joke or riddle, over a crowded pint or two, you or the those who are hearing the joke may kick the pig's arse for added comcal enjoyment.

You may also give it a boot when the bar person tells you they only have a certain type of beer on tap or the exact amount owing on your tab.
-- benfrost, Dec 18 2004

oh I don't know, everything strikes me as funny today!
-- po, Dec 18 2004


Aaaah [benfrost] this one may require an explanation for our septic and pommy friends.

"Pigs Arse!!", said in a loud voice, is a common Australian way of saying "No Way!" "It's not true!" etc.

eg "Honey, I'm going shopping with the girls this afternoon" - the correct response to this is "Pigs Arse you are - you haven't done the ironing yet."
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 18 2004


what would life be like without barry mackenzie
-- benfrost, Dec 18 2004


Ten years of Neighbours has given me the power to say "rack off, ya dag".
-- spiritualized, Dec 18 2004


One of these under the bar code on every retail package. Under the ISBN on books.
-- swamilad, Dec 19 2004


Now there's a side of Unabubba we don't see very often...

Bun for the link to neighbours. And because I'm in a bunning mood.
-- Germanicus, Sep 03 2005


T'would also be handy having a pig's tail to yank while using the line "You Sure Got a Purty Mouth, NOW SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!"
-- wagster, Sep 03 2005


why wagster, you are full of surprises.
-- benfrost, Sep 04 2005



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