The [link] below raises the possibility of generating small amounts of power...-- csea, May 08 2016 Piezoelectricity in Chicken Feathers http://ieeexplore.i...Farnumber%3D4502689Mechanical >< Electrical [csea, May 08 2016] Milton Arndt und zer battery chickens http://blog.modernm...ndoor-poultry-farm/ [not_morrison_rm, May 09 2016] Hook it up to Hillary and we could power New York.-- whatrock, May 08 2016 I think there might be prior art, Milton Arndt in the 1930's quite clearly had knowledge of battery chickens.-- not_morrison_rm, May 09 2016 A huge leap forward in electricity gHen-eration ...-- 8th of 7, May 09 2016 I see a movie plot, where a disgruntled chicken farmer harnesses the power of whole coops of chickens wired together to create a huge static bolt electrical doomsday machine.-- RayfordSteele, May 09 2016 I love it. Let's light up the chicken coop every time the rooster gets busy. Which is a lot. Yay.-- blissmiss, May 09 2016 By strange coincidence, I spent part of this last weekend putting an electric fence around my in-laws' chicken field, in the remote hope of keeping out a fox. I christened it Staleggluft III. (I suspect it will only serve to keep the fox in, but time will tell.)-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 09 2016 // disgruntled chicken farmer //
Heinrich Himmler was actually a failed chicken farmer.
He'd have been much better concentrating on raising large migratory waterfowl; if nothing else, they would have been able to do the goose-step ...-- 8th of 7, May 09 2016 //able to do the goose-step .
A fowl pun...-- not_morrison_rm, May 09 2016 Chicken Run II, the Quickening...-- RayfordSteele, May 09 2016 Peter Benchley's "Beaks" ...-- 8th of 7, May 09 2016 I wonder which came first - the chicken or the pun?-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 09 2016 random, halfbakery