Sitcoms are fairely derivitive and simply structured things. This website would allow you to fill in a short questionnaire with your name, your families names, occupation etc. Hit 'Go' and it tailors any of a number of off the shelf scripts to match you and your loved ones. Hours of fun for all the family.

CD of canned laughter for added effect.
-- etherman, Mar 07 2005

Similar http://imagination....ountry_western.html
[angel, Mar 07 2005]

Interesting link. 'We got two types o' music in this here town boy. There's Coutry.. and there's Western... Yeee haaa.'
-- etherman, Mar 07 2005


[Annoying neighbor *Jim* enters]
"What are yooooooooouu up to," he asks, catch-phrasily.

"Just web-surfing on a croissant, Jimmo!"
[canned laughter]

Would work well for the TV generations. [+]
-- contracts, Mar 07 2005


I met her in Sheboygan ridin’ shotgun
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie on her elbows
And I knew that she was rotten to the core

She asked me if I’d warp her mind forever
She said to me that Rolaids made her high
But who’d have though she’d grovel with no clothes on
I guess I was too smashed to say good bye…
-- wagster, Mar 07 2005


Yee Har!!

We should have a HB ho- down. Thats a bit of a dance not a gardeners strike.
-- etherman, Mar 07 2005



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