Luxury wristwatch which detects the first time eyes are laid upon it. The clockwork self-jams permanently, and the hands and date indicator are locked in position for eternity.-- placid_turmoil, Aug 04 2021 Baked Clams with Bacon and Garlic https://www.foodand...ms-bacon-and-garlic [Voice, Aug 05 2021] Nobody has time for this...-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 04 2021 As [MB] would say, (especially being a watch collector (including collecting non-working watches (I know because he purchased a non-working watch from me))), this is the best self-jamming luxury watch idea I have seen so far today on this website.-- pocmloc, Aug 04 2021 Ahh, good old Max.-- doctorremulac3, Aug 04 2021 Oh wow, I only just read his farewell :(-- placid_turmoil, Aug 04 2021 +awww Give it to your significant other to show you fell in love at first sight.-- xandram, Aug 04 2021 mmm, half-baked clams.-- AusCan531, Aug 05 2021 If I'm going to be eating a bivalve, I'm going to kill completely it first.-- Voice, Aug 05 2021 random, halfbakery