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Penal Loveseat   (+11)  [vote for, against]
romantic, home furniture from the prison visiting room

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder", if only temporary and pretended, is the essence of this loveseat that is really a table with a padded seat on either side. The table, bisected with a pane of a(r)mor glass between wooden side panels, excludes physical contact.

Longing, tearful gazes can be exchanged and hands can nearly touch and kisses nearly meet through the transparent barrier. Working, corded telephone handsets allow the exchange of endearments and plans for the future.
-- FarmerJohn, Oct 08 2004

Optional Security Guard for Additional Verisimilitude http://www.jsonline...t/img/lobby_guy.jpg
Security Guard Syl Sijan is a lifelike sculpture on permanent display at the Dane G. Hansen Museum in Logan, Kansas. [jurist, Oct 09 2004]

home?
-- po, Oct 08 2004


You are a true romantic. [+]
-- wagster, Oct 08 2004


[po] homeless?
-- FarmerJohn, Oct 08 2004


It'd certainly be better than commiting some heinous criminal act for the same experience. Does one of the lovers leave afterwards to be violated by a seven foot guy named Mandy?
-- harderthanjesus, Oct 08 2004


Can it convert to a conjugal futon?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 08 2004


Ha ha ha. My best friend's grandparents could use this. They love each other to death, but can't even share the bedroom anymore. There comes an age when one needs... um, some more privacy, they think. +
-- Pericles, Oct 09 2004


Could the subscriber service come complete with surly looking prison guard?
-- Letsbuildafort, Oct 09 2004


Next, the glass bundling board.
-- ldischler, Oct 09 2004



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