A parasol which resembles an Archimedes screw. It blocks sunlight like ordinary parasols, but give it a twirl, and it provides the user with a gentle downward breeze.-- Aq_Bi, Sep 28 2010 Doable?-- blissmiss, Sep 28 2010 Twirl it the other way and it wafts the steam away from your meal, allowing your glasses to defog?-- infidel, Sep 28 2010 + I like it...twirling is fun.-- xandram, Sep 28 2010 Last minute hair dryer, too.-- blissmiss, Sep 28 2010 random, halfbakery