Bedpan + Tazer-- vfrackis, Apr 23 2012 Don't whiz on the electric fence http://www.youtube....watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU [AfroAssault, Apr 25 2012] No.-- Alterother, Apr 23 2012 Somebody's been whizzing on the electric fence again, haven't they?-- RayfordSteele, Apr 23 2012 Everything has a place on the internet. If you build it, they will...-- DIYMatt, Apr 23 2012 What the [Alterother] said, only in capitals and with an exclamation mark.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 23 2012 Categorically NO.-- UnaBubba, Apr 23 2012 We already did no.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 23 2012 Finally! Umm, I mean uh, 'no'.-- AusCan531, Apr 23 2012 Some inventions, Monsieur Guillotin, are best demonstrated by their advocates.
<pedantic addendum>M. Guillotin neither invented, nor died upon, the device bearing his name. But don't let that deter you.</pa>-- lurch, Apr 23 2012 "Now, do pay attention, 007. This is the Mk VI Tiger PanzerKampfWagen... the Bedpan / Tazer Struggle Wagon. Believe me, you WILL struggle for a short while, but not as long as you think. With its 88mm inner barrel dimension, Maybach engine and 120mm main armour it's got the stopping power of a bull rhinoceros."
"What's thi...?"
"Don't tou... uh-uh-uh-uh, NNnngH! AAArrrgh! <sounds of body falling and bootheels drumming on linoleum> Eeeeuuurrrgh! YOU FUCKING PILLOCK, 007! I TOLD YOU... uh-uh-uh-uh, NNnngH! AAArrrgh! <sounds of body falling and bootheels drumming on linoleum>"-- UnaBubba, Apr 23 2012 That's my _other_ gripe over this 'bake.-- Alterother, Apr 23 2012 //I once tried BDSM.// Yeah, but the license, man, the license: You can do *anything* Polymorphous perversity!-- mouseposture, Apr 24 2012 I have to confess that i thought I hadstruck gold with this one.
I had visions of being worshiped like a God by only the most elite sexual freaks world wide.
not a single bun-- vfrackis, Apr 24 2012 //I had visions of being worshiped like a God//
There's medication for that.-- RayfordSteele, Apr 24 2012 Is there medication for god? Perhaps there should be..-- not_morrison_rm, Apr 24 2012 If there was a god/s then what sort of antidepressants would it/they need, to feel good about the fuckup we're making of the planet?-- UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012 You're assuming he/she/it/they have anything to do with it, or even care.-- Alterother, Apr 24 2012 I took the time to do some market and brand research on your behalf (invoice to follow). "Frank Zapper" scored well, accross all audiences. "Minge Twinge" came a close second, followed by "Clam Bake" which scored remarkable high amongst women who also own Harleys.-- 4whom, Apr 25 2012 Thanks for the bun-- vfrackis, Apr 25 2012 I have to admit, [Afro], I've never been tempted to try. There are a lot of electric fences around where I live.-- UnaBubba, Apr 26 2012 //live// sp: am incarcerated.-- 4whom, Apr 26 2012 They're to keep the useless horses owned by the wannabe farmers in the area, in the paddocks where they belong, dickhead.-- UnaBubba, Apr 26 2012 I meant Australia. Sorry for the ambiguity...-- 4whom, Apr 26 2012 //I thought I had struck gold with this one// yes, well... the bun:bone ratio may have something to do with nuggets, certainly.-- FlyingToaster, Apr 26 2012 You are possibly one of the persons least likely on Earth to say something unintentionally ambiguous, [4whom].-- UnaBubba, Apr 27 2012 //... most elite sexual freaks world wide.// - and you're posting it *here*?Uh... Am I out of place? Has the HB changed focus while I wasn't paying attention?-- lurch, Apr 27 2012 No.-- Alterother, Apr 27 2012 random, halfbakery