If you're a businessman tired of the daily grind this service will perk you right up! Just sign on the dotted lines and wait.

At least once a month someone will hit you with a paintball from somewhere. It could be on your way to an interview or when you need a raise, it could be on the day of an important meeting; you definitely have a pony in this show.

If you fail to spot the sniper he could ruin your whole day so change your routes, keep a sharp eye, and carry your paintball gun: The only way to stop him is to get him before he gets you.
-- Voice, Nov 09 2012

911 ? There's a man with a gun on the roof....
-- piluso, Nov 10 2012


All the shots are directed towards the groin.
-- rcarty, Nov 10 2012


//keep a sharp eye//

Interesting choice of words. In an impact between eye and paintball, want to guess which one wins?
-- ytk, Nov 10 2012


Better actual guns with marker rounds. More accurate, more realistic, and best of all, you can mount a sound suppressor...
-- Alterother, Nov 10 2012


I've actually heard talk that marker rounds don't hurt as much as paintballs; I don't know how true that is, since I've never been hit by one or been present during their use (saw me some at a gun show, once). They're smaller, but they travel much faster.
-- Alterother, Nov 10 2012


[+] not that I particularly like the idea, but it has a sort of Insp.Clouseau/Cato flavour to it.
-- FlyingToaster, Nov 10 2012


^same reason for my bun. I pretty much like all ideas like that.
-- Alterother, Nov 10 2012



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