“Yeah, but you’ve got to try it out! Here lie back on this comfy, gel pillow. Now press B and the up or down arrow. Feel what that does to your neck? Great, huh? Each letter of the keyboard controls its column of gel, so you customize every square inch of your cushion firmness.
OK, turn on your side and program the support you want. Try raising D into the ear canal. Nice? If you lower A, you’ll ease breathing and lessen snoring. You’ll sleep like a downy duckling on a cotton cloud, no problem.
This is just the first in a popular line of products. Over here, for example, is the ‘Just Happy to See You’ tush cushion, a nice present for your girlfriend when she's leaving on a long car trip…hey…hey you…”
“ZZZZZZZ”-- FarmerJohn, Mar 11 2003 Electromagnet Mattress http://www.halfbake...romagnet_20MattressSimilar individually addressable active mattress springs. [hippo, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Ooh, ooh! Can I be a downy duckling on a cotton cloud? Please? Please? Pretty pleeeeeeeeezzze?-- DrBob, Mar 11 2003 Oh, all right then. Here Bobby, take your warm milk with you.
I don't understand that boy. It's not even his bedtime yet. Still, better than before when he slept like a baby: woke up every hour.-- FarmerJohn, Mar 11 2003 Darn. I wanted to know what politically correct pillow talk was.-- Worldgineer, Mar 11 2003 Him: "Baby I love you in a totally non-objectifying way that incorporates acceptance of all cultures and, like, disabled people, and fosters a nurturing, harmonious relationship with the environment."
Her: "Yowzuh! Let's do it again!"-- snarfyguy, Mar 11 2003 Woohoo! Does this mean that Farmer's prose-based style is back?-- yamahito, Mar 11 2003 The thoughts you have while dozing on the keyboard...-- RayfordSteele, Mar 11 2003 <realises with horror what he has written and removes anno about sucking thumb>-- DrBob, Mar 12 2003 random, halfbakery