Oat O's and marshmallow bats, marketed to the metal set. Print guitar tabulatures on the back and put concert tickets in every Nth box.
-- djymm, Jul 01 2001

Probably have to have something alive and wriggling in it, wouldn't you think? I mean, what serious satan-worshipping metal freak is going to settle for...marshmallow bats?
-- Dog Ed, Jul 01 2001


Breakfast for the metal-heads of my acquaintance is usually meat pie, chips (UK version) and gravy. Cold, of course, and washed down with Thunderbird.
-- angel, Jul 01 2001


MIDI ALERT ON PETER'S LINK
-- AfroAssault, Jul 02 2001


Not the greatest idea, but I was helping a friend move and somehow got a cereal jingle to the melody of N.I.B. stuck in my head.

The alive and wriggling concept, now that would be interesting. Shelf life would become a probelm, though.
-- djymm, Jul 02 2001


Anything that reduces the pigeon population is worth a look.
-- angel, Jul 02 2001


Excellent idea! Perhaps the wriggling component could be arranged by the folks at Meal Worm Crunch (see above). How about a Tool cereal with penis-shaped peanut butter puffs; or Cream, the cereal--each member of the band gets his own box, but the box is empty--you put your milk in a bowl and, voila, Cream Cereal! Motley Crue Mix--condoms in every box, and one lucky winner(?) each year wins a summons to appear in court in place of Sixx/Mick/Vince/Tommy.
-- zaphod12, Nov 06 2001


I would actually buy this! Plus the concert tickets would be great! [+]
-- christjan08, Mar 14 2012



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