Car bumpers that activate pre-recorded exclamations of pain and indignation when struck with sufficient force.
-- xenzag, Jul 24 2007

... and proclaim "Whiplash Lawsuit!"
-- Jinbish, Jul 24 2007


"Doh!" dough [+]
-- marklar, Jul 24 2007


I would have thought that the "thwack" of the bumper would override any audible exclamations of pain. Besides, you'd be yelling/bellowing and steaming from your lugholes.(Could make an addition to bumper cars though)
-- skinflaps, Jul 24 2007


Make the sound proportional to the severtity of impact, varying from "oops" to the sound of a piano falling on Wiley E. Coyote.
-- nuclear hobo, Jul 24 2007


There's a thought.Strap upright pianos to the front and back bumpers.
-- skinflaps, Jul 24 2007



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