Swing and a miss.
Is that the best you've got?
My grandmother hits harder than you.
Put your back into it.
Don't make me come down there.
Is that a stick in your hands or are you just happy to see me?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 16 2014

Prior Pugilisms Punch_20Bob
[theircompetitor, Feb 17 2014]

I wanted this to be a parody of 'Desiderata'.
-- nineteenthly, Feb 17 2014


^ You mean the Portuguese word for “dehydrated”?
-- ytk, Feb 17 2014


"Go placidly amidst the ..." (you complete this line...)
-- normzone, Feb 17 2014


What's not to love about this??? I ask you? I love it.
-- blissmiss, Feb 17 2014



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