One fish two fish Red fish Blue fish. Black bun Blue bun Old bun New bun This one has a little link. This one makes you stop and think. Say! What a lot of ideas there are. Yes. Some are baked. Some are boned too. Some are old. And some are new. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very bad. Why are they with croissant and butter I do not know. Go and ask jutta Some are thin. And some are fat. A lot are about The Baker's Cat. From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! Oh my! What a lot of funny things go by. Some have two votes and some have four. Some have six votes and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say. But I bet they have come a long, long way. We see ideas come. We see newbies go. Some are fast. And some are slow. Some are high. And some are low. Not one of them is like another. Don't ask us why. Go ask UnaBubba. Say! Look at these fishbones! One, two, three... How many fishbones do I see? One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight , nine, ten. car:brake has eleven! Eleven! This is something new. I'm glad I don't have eleven, too! Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We ride a Wump over a custard filled hump. But we know a man called Mickey the Fish. Mr. Fish has a tail on the rump of his Wump. So... if you like to go Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump near the rump of his Wump Who am I? My name is reap. I do not like going to sleep. This is no good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in, Oh, dear! My head sticks out of bed up here! We like our bike. It comes in a bottle. It's regenerative brakes, help when you throttle. We like our bike and this is why: The Electrofender does all the work when the hills get high. Hello there, Pottedstu. How do you do? Tell me, tell me What is new? How are things what's up with you? What is new? tell me, tell me, Pottedstu. I do not like VaginaJam at all. A lot of things have come to call. A troll, a geek, newbie, a souse. Oh! What an idea! Oh! What a louse! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I can not hear. Will you please come over near? Will you please look in my ear? There must be something there, I fear. Say, look! Some Shock Plugs were in your ear. But they are out. So have no fear. Again your ear can hear, my dear. My hat is old. My hat is gold. I have an idea I'd like to hold. My mind is off. The fishbone is cold. My computer is off. My croissant has mould. I have a vote I liked to hold. My hat is gold. My ideas are old. And now my story is all told. We jacked a lock. We saw a clock. On this clock he had a sock. On his sock he had a bomb. On bomb was written "Tom" We saw him sit and try to bake. He was fake He'd halfbaked a Baked cake. [more later (if requested)] -- reap, Jan 19 2003 (?) One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish http://members.aol....in/ryan/onefish.htmThe complete text of the original book [reap, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] If requested: no, please, no!-- DrCurry, Jan 19 2003 You don't like poems and ham? Try them, try them, Doc-I-Am!-- RayfordSteele, Jan 19 2003 Egad.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 19 2003 I saw on the telly, in a deli in New Deli, a green ham, if you hurry, doctored with curry.-- FarmerJohn, Jan 20 2003 And if a Doctor with a bhuna meets a Bubba on his oon-er, that's what we call ...-- PeterSilly, Jan 20 2003 And to think that I saw it on halfbakery.com...
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No, thanks, I'm full.-- waugsqueke, Jan 20 2003 random, halfbakery