There is power in numbers. Masturbaters of the world unite. One ball contact juggling is easy to start for beginners and there is no ceiling — you can become more expert at it that anyone can become an expert at anything else. The universe will end in a one ball contact juggling multiverse portal maelstrom. Peer to peer we can form an archetypical union from which to negotiate with the rest of the world. We need a coalition. We need a system that will act as a foundation from which to launch the rapture. Fund it!
-- JesusHChrist, Oct 13 2017

What is a contact juggler? And why do those of them with one ball need to form a network?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 13 2017


We’re a little less. I’m actually a two ball contact juggler and some times I actually let go but I empathize with the one ballers. They are the salt of the earth. I have a little pepper.
-- JesusHChrist, Oct 13 2017


Now a one ball juggler with a little pepper, now there is a thought.
-- JesusHChrist, Oct 13 2017


Bollocks!
-- beanangel, Oct 13 2017


I'm never impressed by jugglers that use props.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 13 2017


Here's me thinking a juggler has bounced/contacted juggled items in air to make a more complex juggle. - chainsaw, watermelon.
-- wjt, Oct 14 2017



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