Minimum age of truck; 15 years, older is better. A nondescript shade of smoky blue with assorted cartoon caption balloons along the sides, over the hood, and across the tailgate that say things like "Come here often?", "Haven't I seen you someplace before?", "What's your sign?", and the classic "Bond. James Bond".

Bedliner optional, tiny disco ball hanging from the rear view mirror mandatory.
-- little dog laughed, Sep 24 2003

Pickup artist, aye?
-- thumbwax, Sep 24 2003


My firend just showed me his new truck that he just painted, so no
-- dickity, Sep 24 2003


plus their are soo many trucks like thiswhere I live it's not even funny
-- dickity, Sep 24 2003


//Pickup artist// That's it.

[dickity] do you mean there's alot of old trucks around, or do you live in an area thick with lounge lizards?
-- little dog laughed, Sep 24 2003



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