Occam might have kept his tonsure trim with a razor, but plucking and waxing are the names of the games now. When's the last time anyone used a cutthroat for goodness sake?

Tweezers are more feminine; single stroked for microscopic pedantry and so much better for fuzzy logic.

For more forceful intellectual requirements - "can't see the wood for the trees"? Wax them all!
-- james_what, Apr 24 2008

Does Occam's bikini wax strip all pretense leaving only the naked truth?
-- Noexit, Apr 24 2008


Occam's nose-hair trimmer ?
-- 8th of 7, Apr 24 2008


Lady Occam's Leg-Hair Removal System ?
"To Arbitrate... Defoliate!!!"
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 24 2008


Didn't someone make this joke before?
-- DrCurry, Apr 24 2008


Great behinds stink alike ?
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 24 2008


"What's that screaming all about?"

"Occam's Epilady."
-- normzone, Apr 24 2008


not an idea. please remove.
-- Voice, Apr 25 2008


So, exactly what does this mean? Apply little common senses to small arguments and minute, everyday conundra?
-- qt75rx1, Apr 25 2008


<pedant>Occam's razor is not really a logic tool. It's just a rule of thumb, useful in some situations but counter-productive in others.</pedant>
-- pertinax, Apr 25 2008


The modern version would be Occam's Razr, Shirley.
-- marklar, Apr 25 2008


[Voice] I beg to differ. This is an extrapolation and conjoining of disparate concepts, modernising and extending at the same time. As does the hullaballoon for example, with balloon and conveyor belt.
-- james_what, Apr 26 2008


//extrapolation and conjoining of disparate concepts, modernising and extending at the same time//
Where's Occam when you need him?
-- Amos Kito, Apr 26 2008


Nonsense. That was 87% succinct, as tested on my occameter.
-- james_what, Apr 27 2008



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