Occam might have kept his tonsure trim with a razor, but plucking and waxing are the names of the games now. When's the last time anyone used a cutthroat for goodness sake?
Tweezers are more feminine; single stroked for microscopic pedantry and so much better for fuzzy logic.
For more forceful intellectual requirements - "can't see the wood for the trees"? Wax them all!-- james_what, Apr 24 2008 Does Occam's bikini wax strip all pretense leaving only the naked truth?-- Noexit, Apr 24 2008 Occam's nose-hair trimmer ?-- 8th of 7, Apr 24 2008 Lady Occam's Leg-Hair Removal System ? "To Arbitrate... Defoliate!!!"-- FlyingToaster, Apr 24 2008 Didn't someone make this joke before?-- DrCurry, Apr 24 2008 Great behinds stink alike ?-- FlyingToaster, Apr 24 2008 "What's that screaming all about?"
"Occam's Epilady."-- normzone, Apr 24 2008 not an idea. please remove.-- Voice, Apr 25 2008 So, exactly what does this mean? Apply little common senses to small arguments and minute, everyday conundra?-- qt75rx1, Apr 25 2008 <pedant>Occam's razor is not really a logic tool. It's just a rule of thumb, useful in some situations but counter-productive in others.</pedant>-- pertinax, Apr 25 2008 The modern version would be Occam's Razr, Shirley.-- marklar, Apr 25 2008 [Voice] I beg to differ. This is an extrapolation and conjoining of disparate concepts, modernising and extending at the same time. As does the hullaballoon for example, with balloon and conveyor belt.-- james_what, Apr 26 2008 //extrapolation and conjoining of disparate concepts, modernising and extending at the same time// Where's Occam when you need him?-- Amos Kito, Apr 26 2008 Nonsense. That was 87% succinct, as tested on my occameter.-- james_what, Apr 27 2008 random, halfbakery