To be deployed off a nearby hovering drone, perhaps, this toy's sole purpose is to smack the next person who tells you "OK, Boomer" soundly on the forehead, without inflicting any lasting damage.

Get it in time for the upcoming holiday family dinners!
-- theircompetitor, Dec 11 2019

for the unaware https://www.google.com/search?q=ok+boomer
[theircompetitor, Dec 11 2019]

Uh. Ah. Oh-kaaay. No, I can't do it.
-- calum, Dec 11 2019


What the hell? Boomer, what the hell?
-- blissmiss, Dec 11 2019


// without inflicting any lasting damage //

Yes, well, that's where it all falls down, of course. A suitable scar (possibly in the form of a zig-zag lightning flash) would be an acceptable reminder to uppity kids that age and treachery will always defeat youth and enthusiasm.

It might even help them to start the process of Giving In To Their Hate.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 12 2019



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