Naked as the day he was born, Nudie Man goes through his normal day as Newt Longfellow, mild mannered Stay-At-Home Telemarketer.
But when trouble rears its ugly head, Newt leaps into the bathroom, dons his face paint and clear shower curtain cape, then emerges as Nudie Man, and his Loofah Of DOOM!! Granted, getting across town can be challenging for Nudie Man, but once out there on the Nude Beach or Nudist Colony, he will exfoliate bad guys till they scream for mercy! And even if *SOMEHOW* the bad guys manage to withstand the withering and vigorous scrubbing, you can bet they will change their tune in a hurry once they realize all their sunscreen has been scrubbed off!
They Can Run, But They Can't Hide... From **NUDIE MAN**!!!
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<bobbleheads sold separately>-- Grogster, Jul 14 2015 He keeps crime contained... butt barely.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 15 2015 Why not? [+]-- Voice, Jul 15 2015 Well, as for superpowers, not-so-much. But then again, Batman doesn't have 'em either...-- Grogster, Jul 15 2015 I'm sure he would be invincible. The penis: mightier than the sword.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 15 2015 I'm all for the title... but for execution I'd imagine the sheer power of nudity as being the weapon.
That and a monstrous cock.-- FlyingToaster, Jul 15 2015 MB that was hysterical. Idea not so hysterical.-- blissmiss, Jul 15 2015 I believe I owe that phrase to [wagster].-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 15 2015 ...only for nudists? What about women who need a naked man now and then? +-- xandram, Jul 16 2015 I'm pretty sure Sturton is in your neck of the woods at the moment. Shall I ask him to drop by?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 16 2015 [xandram] do you want him for the vigorous scrubbing you would surely receive, or are you simply attracted to sweaty men wearing shower curtains?
<here's GROG firmly grasping his own loofah>-- Grogster, Jul 16 2015 <momentarily channels Edna Mode>
Psionic abilities... when compared against all of the various other super-powers, are really are the only way to go darling.No capes!-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 16 2015 random, halfbakery