Science: Body: Nose: Picking
Nose snob screw   (+8, -2)  [vote for, against]
A small foam screw to push up your nose

What do you think of this:

Forget about picking your nose for boogers and use a nose-picking screw.

It would have to be motorised. Possibly be best suited as an attatchment to one of those AA hand-held fans.

The screw could be made of a soft(ish) foam screw, which could even be wetted for the dry hard ones.

Sounds disgusting, but I feel nose picking is a long neglected bodily function!
-- GarJE, Jul 09 2008

I think I've got it! http://tinyurl.com/nosepicker
[Jinbish, Jul 10 2008]

GarJE, at three? http://youtube.com/watch?v=GNg6BhntR6w
[Amos Kito, Jul 12 2008]

Not neglected in this category. (I love the fact that the header category is 'science').

Presumably rotational speed would be quite slow?
-- Texticle, Jul 09 2008


Also suitable for ear cleaning...
-- phoenix, Jul 09 2008


You'll need two speeds: insertion and removal.
-- Voice, Jul 10 2008


[Voice] maybe you would reverse for removal...
-- Cedar Park, Jul 10 2008


It should be pedal-powered.
-- nineteenthly, Jul 10 2008


I would buy one in a heart beat. Might I suggest that the foam screws be disposable, though?

Not that I care. I could just as easily wash and reuse, but if you want this to sell in the states, it's going to have to have a disposable head. It's all the rage right now ... that and being earth friendly ...
-- MikeD, Jul 10 2008


What about those dangly ones? I suggest a vacuum head that continually sweeps the air from under the brush, you know to catch all that... you know... all those..

hhehe..

all that stu....

AHHhhh!! Gross! +
-- daseva, Jul 10 2008


//but if you want this to sell in the states, it's going to have to have a disposable head.// hehe.
-- 4whom, Jul 10 2008


Disgusting and yet I want one. Or a pack of disposables.
-- Bad Jim, Jul 11 2008


Think I should put a patent on this?

Am I looking at becoming the next Howard Hughes?

Instead of drilling for Oil, I'll make money from drilling for boogers.
-- GarJE, Jul 12 2008


Some people think it's funny but...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 12 2008


2 bogies shy of a happy meal surely.
-- Ah Supp, Sep 30 2011


Wait, this idea has nothing to do with automatically turning up your nose at people? I'm disappointed.
-- phundug, Sep 30 2011


Will there be a left hand drive model?
-- Ah Supp, Oct 01 2011



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