(The latest & greatest from the 1/2 B's Village Idiot:)

When you know you are following all of the rules & some heavy weight construction of steel & plastic comes along & causes trepidation, Hold back. When they flip you the bird, all is ready.

Pull the sage Rage gun (mounted on the steering column) out & aim it at the offender. - We know that you won't risk an accident from doing this, but will quickly calm down after you plaster the window of the offending auto with Fark U stickers launched from your NVR2ERG.

If you happen to arrive at work plastered in such stickers & people look at you, You can say "You should have seen their car, I doubt they could see out of the windows, man."
-- Zimmy, Oct 15 2005

The 'Firewheel' rubber band gun http://www.dansdata.com/firewheel.htm
Try this instead. [ConsulFlaminicus, Oct 15 2005]

How fast would you have to fire a sticker in order for it to travel in a straight line through the air and stick to a car?
-- wagster, Oct 15 2005


There could be modifications made to this so that there is a movable "unfriendly sticker gatling gun" turret, mounted on the top of your car.
-- jellydoughnut, Oct 15 2005


The problem here is that people would begin using this gun just for the fun of hitting other cars. I know I would (it can get pretty boring after having sat for over an hour in the traffic on the way to/from work).
-- Pericles, Oct 15 2005


I think Im going to buy a FireWheel.
-- DesertFox, Oct 15 2005


I think I'm going to give all the family a firewheel for christmas. Yuletide mayhem.
-- wagster, Oct 15 2005


dont forget about the ever-faithful potato gun.
-- totallyjawesome, Oct 15 2005



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